After you cum and the porn keeps playing it’s like, “TURN THIS FUCKIG SHIT OFF JESUS CHRIST.”
I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza.
imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves
"Part of me wants to drop out of college and go travel the world.
Part of me wants to work really hard in college and change the world.
Part of me wants to not work hard at all and marry some rich guy.
And the other 97% of me just wants to sleep."
I just need a really long and touchy make out session that leads to sex followed by a long nap together.