If you don’t laugh during sex at least once, you’re having sex with the wrong person.
Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.
i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”
(Source: disneysdaily, via loveella10)
i just want somebody to watch stupid movies with and kiss a lot
me: i better screenshot this just in case i need to use it for black mail